Ok so I tried a bunch of things with 5/16" diameter double braid rope and here is what I found
The locked double cow hitch doesn’t work for this application at all! It’s hard to tie, hard to dress, hard to set, and then slips pretty easily for an inline pull. I tied the cow hitch two ways: in the bight, and thread the end. Both ways take a while to tie, take even longer to set, and then they don’t do the job very well [gotham burns, joker gets the poor girl]
[modified 5/8/15: Xarax informed me that I misunderstood what he suggested the locked double cow hitch for… he never asserted it was good a a gripping hitch for an in line pull, so no wonder it didn’t work so well when I tried it that way.]
I tried a single rigger’s hitch. Much quicker to tie, much quicker to dress, and doesn’t slip as easy as the LDCH… but it did slip. Tying with an extra wrap (a la the camel hitch) was better, but still didn’t hold well enough for batman! I tried two back to back rigger’s hitches, and the system improved a lot (ashley’s “adjustable bend” 1472 but with ABOK 1735 instead of 1734) but it still slipped a little when I bounced on it. And I think the OP was hoping for a “single nub knot” solution.
Then I tried Blake’s Hitch
http://www.animatedknots.com/blakes/
The true “Batman Bend” has arrived
Blake’s Hitch did the best of all, by far. It’s quick to tie and set (not quite as quick as a rigger’s hitch) easy to take tension with, and then doesn’t slip at all! I couldn’t get it to slip one bit, I even put my full body weight on it an bounced! I tied the “basic” two wraps over two wraps version… more wraps (two over three, three over three, etc.) and the Blake’s Hitch would perform even better.
Then I tried it in some tiny 3/16" hollow braid string I had on hand, and same behavior, no slipping, easy sliding to take tension. And as an added bonus, it doesn’t jam. Very easy to loosen up by “thumbing the bridge”
Roo. I think you called it first, you’re link lead to the blake’s hitch, even if you didn’t use the name.
In my comic book the Joker was trying to ruin gotham with two ropes of the same diameter, but it wouldn’t matter if they were different sizes. Batman would blake’s hitch the smaller onto the larger, and Gotham would still be saved.