In a roundabout way, from the researches of sometime participants in
this forum, Jimbo & Nautile, come this gem of knots-nonsense, spread
now with the reach & speed of the WWWeb: The Bull Hitch, according
to the unexposed wisdom of eHow @www.ehow.com/how_2246978_tie-bull-hitch.html
[b]A bull hitch is so-named for its use in [i]tying a rope to a bull's nose ring[/i][/b](!)
This is an insight I cannot confirm; I know that it surfaced in km47:13-5 (1995-01)
from Robert Pont of France, and was mused to come from a native Canadian
boy, Piwich; to which Heinz Prohaska reported its use to tie on small Overhand
stoppered pull tabs of nylon tap on clothing (IIRC); perhaps there were further
sightings trickling into KM which I’ve forgotten. In one of his numerous books,
Geoffrey Budworth took a bit of whimsy in naming this more secure variant
of the Cow Hitch “Bull Hitch” . I’m unaware of other bullish involvement.
But now on the Net I can learn that it was so-named for tying to a ring in a
bull’s nose! Imagine!
It all gets the more enjoyable when reading tying step #3, which advises:
... Make a half-twist with the loop, bring it over the ring and [b]push the ring completely through it.[/b][b][i]... and the bull will be sure to follow![/b] remarks the sage Nautile/Jimbo !! :o
RE-MARK-A-BULLLL…feathers!!!
;D
And a bull-feathered fantasy takes flight?! :![]()
So much for the rigor of knots research, eh.
It’s not unprecendented, unfortunately – rather, it’s more the rule.
Here’s one of my favorite nuggets of flying bull from the make-believe world
of “Hansel&Gretel” (viz., EncycKnots&FancyRopework) :
[p.64#65,] The [i]Turkish Archer Knot[/i] is said to have been used over one thousand years ago by Turkish archers, who were capapble of shooting an arrow eight hundred yards with the attachment illustrated in Fig.65. ... Incidentally, the remarkable distance the ancient Turks were capable of shooting an arrow has never been equaled, [i]probably because the unusual method of using this knot apparently has been forgotten.[/i] [!! How lucky for us H&G bring it to us, then, eh?! 8) ]
I’m drawn back to EKFR now upon seeing that it enjoys a similarly
remarkable high (4.5 stars) rating after a good number of reviews on Amazon.com,
including a 5-star one from the IGKT-PAB’s Joe Schmidbauer, and even 3 stars
(and expressed concurrence w/Joe’s review) by … ME ! Egads, this cannot stand!
Really, the more I look at the oddball stuff in this tome, the more disgusted I am
with myself for having ever swallowed the thought that this work was worthwhile;
really, it is at times most appallingly bad, and never – at least re practical knots –
much good. I have found some cases of copying (from Hasluck & Biddle) and
can thus know the source before them and see the nonsense that emerged (they
managed to change both copied nonsense, Wot?knots (my/Geoffrey’s name),
and yet have no better variant resulting, and nothing --as usual-- to say about them.
And this book is one of few knots books that has (1) been published and (2) been
reprinted, for a half century!! Are knot tyers commerce’s biggest dupes?
Makes ya wonder!
Time to redress the Amazon reviews.
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